“I stabbed Paris Hilton because I’m sexy as hell”

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What did you do? :) You don’t really remember? Then let me help you. First, you have to pick the month you were born in:
1 – I ate
2 – I needed
3 – I ran naked with
4 – I shot
5 – I cuddled with
6 – I smoked with
7 – I banged
8 – I ran shirtless with
9 – I stabbed
10 – I killed
11 – I slept with
12 – I killed

Then pick the day you were born on:
01 – the trojan man
02 – a dog
03 – a jew
04 – a toothbrush
05 – Paris Hilton
06 – a homo
07 – Barny the dinosaur
08 – a prostitute
09 – a pornstar
10 – a bag of weed
11 – the cool-aid-man
12 – Santa Claus
13 – a condom
14 – a wh*re
15 – an orange
16 – a stripper
17 – a bisexual
18 – a horse
19 – my boyfriend
20 – a crackhead
21 – a homeless guy
22 – my lover
23 – my crush
24 – a easter egg
25 – a jar of honey
26 – a hottie
27 – a bowl of cereal
28 – a french fry
29 – your dealer
30 – a glass of milk
31 – your grandma

Finally, pick the color of shirt you are wearing right now:
White – because that’s how i roll
Black – because I’m sexy as hell
Pink – because the lil’ people told me to
Red – because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue – because I’m a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots – because I hate my life
Purple – because I’m %**
Gray – because I love marijuana
Other – because I have double D’s
Green – because I’m good in bed
Orange – because I smoke crack
Turqoise – because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown – because I had to
Shirtless – because I’ve got abs
So, what your answer?

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